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Date:Mon Jan 18 19:26:44 1994 
Subject:Re: Global Alert For All: Jesus is Coming Soon 
From:Adrian Howard 
Volume-ID:940118.03 

> > If not, this message is entirely irrelevant...
> 
> I thought it was the start of another pop-11 vs prolog vs lisp
> language holy war :-)

What about tten-commandments.p :-)

    1)      Thou shalt not use the -vars- statement

    2)      Thou shalt always use the comma seperator. Verily, even if
            it is optional.

    3)      Thou shalt not use -goto-, & -go_on- since they are the most
            evil of constructs (unless you really want to of course :-)

    4)      As you take from the stack, so must you give.

    5)      Use with care the ><, since others may not print as you.

    6)      There is no sixth commandment

    7)      Thou shalt not introduce fast procedures until your
            program has run for four-score years and ten without
            error.

    8)      Thou shalt not worship false languages, Pop-11 is the one
            true language.

    9)      Thou shalt not worship false editors, VED is the one true
            editor.

    10)     Thou shalt not use your neighbours VED customisations, as
            you will be sore vexed.

Any amendments?

:-)

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